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Dear Ghoulfriend,
My wife is missing! Please help!
Signed,
O-lone in O-lando
P.S. She sold Mary Kay cosmetics door to door and was very close to getting the pink Caddy.
Dear O-lone,
Don't worry, dear, your wife isn't missing; she's been at our salon getting a holiday makeover. You won't recognize her; her appearance has been radically altered. I'm quite sure you'll be pleased with the results, though it may take some getting used to. Your wife is quite skilled at doing makeovers herself, and she plans to make you over very soon. She had hoped to keep it a secret, but now that the cat's out of the bag, please try to act surprised when she reappears at your home -- probably later today. She positively hungers for you and it promises to be a reunion the two of you will likely never forget!
Let me know how it all turns out!
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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