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What's with the current trend of stupid reality TV shows, and why oh why isn't there a zombie program? I have an excellent idea for a show called "Candid Cadaver" in which unsuspecting humans are exposed to embarassing situations before being consumed by the host, but so far none of the short-sighted networks have bitten (so to speak). Perhaps you and your minions at The League of the Living Dead can offer some insight. Thanks.
-Tube Terror - Skokie, IL
Dear Tube Terror,
I love the concept of a show such as "Candid Cadaver," but I fear the premiums for liability insurance might be prohibitively high for such an endeavor.
I believe that humans who are willing and eager to make fools of themselves on TV should be eaten, brains and all. This actually might be a nice "pledge week" gimmick for our League-run public arts and education station. We're always looking for ways to raise money for quality programming and to provide food for our disabled members. This would most certainly kill two birds with one stone. I think that even the human populace would donate money to see a few morons get whacked on camera.
Please keep me apprised of any further programming ideas you may have by contacting my office at League headquarters directly.
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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