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Dear Spiffy,
I can't help but notice all your responses are:
"Woof! Wah-wah-woo!"
What's the deal? I admit I am a bit prejudiced against "your kind" but would appreciate you take a scratch at expanding your vocab.
Feel-ine up a tree,
Morris
Dear Morris,
Rrrrr. Gumrlllwbrwlll. Ratchafratcha rowrorowll! Grrr. Woof! Wa-wa-wha? Hmph.
Woof! Wah-wah-woo!™
-Spiffy
TRANSLATION:
Dear Morris,
Ah, Morris, if you had paid attention in your "Canine As A Second Language" classes, you would know that the literal translation of "Woof! Wah-wah-woo!™" is "I will answer this question in English so please consult your copy of 'Spiffy's Canine/English Dictionary, Thesaurus, Big Book of Cultural Literacy and Common Phrases!™'" As you may have noticed, "Woof! Wah-wah-woo!™" is sometimes preceded by canine expletives that are simply too rude to translate and post on a family-friendly website. You will have to attend summer school if you want to know what they mean. Suffice it to say, my literate canine compadres are all having a good laugh right now.
-Spiffy
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