Ghoulnextdoor.com
The Ghoulish Guidance Archive
Dear Ghoulfriend,
A fat, dirty old man in a red suit broke into my house Christmas Eve and stole all the presents that were under the tree. I know you said that Santa is a member of The League of the Living Dead and he only eats "the bad," but is it also typical for him to steal people's property?
-Giftless
Dear Giftless,
Times are tough and Santa does whatever it takes to get his presents delivered on time. Consider yourself lucky. You were probably on his marginal list - neither really good, nor bad enough to eat - and he merely took your belongings to give to the good. Take this as a warning. You had better shape up in time for next Christmas or you'll find yourself strapped to his sleigh with an apple in your mouth, bound for the North Pole.
Love,
Ghoulfriend
More Exploding The Myth
Return to the Table of Contents
