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Dear Ghoulfriend,
The company I have been keeping has betrayed me, and while I pretty much know what to do about it, the style is in question. Should I feast only until it is at the point of death, as is proper for vampires, or should I go the whole 9 yards (as is proper for ghouls) and feast on it both before and after death?
-The jilted newly dead
Dear Jilted,
Duplicitous beings are not welcome in The League of the Living Dead, so you'll have to do away with the entire carcass, including the brain. You certainly wouldn't want it reanimating, would you? No -- go ahead and glut yourself on this deceitful creature. If you're in the mood for holiday gift-giving, I recommend dropping the leftovers into a Salvation Army kettle at the mall.
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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