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Dear Ghoulfriend,
I tried out for the lead in my high school musical and didn't get it. The lead role went to my best friend who is only a junior and I have been relegated to the "chorus" which really sucks. I'm more talented than all those other people, plus I'm a senior and it's my turn! How can I go back to school and face this humiliation?
-Greaseless
Dear Greaseless,
I'm dreadfully sorry to hear that you have no acting or singing ability. As you know, the chorus in a high school musical is usually comprised of tone-deaf, acne-riddled, fat, awkward teenagers with micro-managing stage mothers who threaten the director's career and live vicariously through their ugly, talentless children. But be of good cheer! At least you're not Joe!
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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