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Dear Ghoulfriend,
I just made a pastrami sandwich and after I took the first bite,
I realized that the bread has the image of Uncle Creepy™ toasted into it. What should I do with it? I'm sending a picture of it - it's uncanny!
-Eating Uncle Creepy™
Dear Eating Uncle Creepy™,
My, that IS uncanny! Please do not eat that sandwich! Consider donating it to our Holy Relics and Lawn Jockey Museum. We are deeply devoted to preserving and maintaining important cultural and sacred artifacts such as the one you have. You are truly blessed to have made this discovery before you finished your sandwich. The last person who ingested Uncle Creepy's divine visage developed a nasty case of ptomaine poisoning and an insatiable craving for Little Debbies. God only knows what would have happened to you!
Love,
Ghoulfriend
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