Spiffy's Hit List
Here's a partial list of things that Spiffy has decided I no longer need.
(This list is updated frequently.)
5 lb. bag of birdseed
Vacuum cleaner bags
4 video tapes
6 floating candles
Dried flower arrangement
TV remote
Leather address book
3 pairs of boots
2 pairs of shoes
Family photo album
2 CDs
3 lamps
Steel dog crate
Area rug
Garden shears
Legal correspondence
4 coasters
Antenna on cell phone
Brand new $22 dog collar
Antenna on stereo receiver
Box of Kleenex
3 more video tapes
Bank statement
Another address book
The phone book
18 postage stamps
Ceramic piggy bank
3 pine cones
Extension cord
Another CD
A broom
Another lamp
Speaker wires
Kitchen towel
Parking ticket
Sunglasses
Another pair of boots
Pumpkin pie
2 rubber lizards
3 socks
Another kitchen towel
Blockbuster Video Guide
2 Christmas ornaments
An oven mitt
Another sweater
Fringe on oriental rug
My dad's hat
Flowers from her Easter Bonnet
The mail
Newly re-screened screen door
Several dozen pens and pencils
Padded envelope
Electric bill
A five dollar bill
Pez dispenser
A heaping plate of home-made Toffee
69 Mary Janes
Small wax zombie
Another small wax zombie
An entire container of Zombears™ gummy bears
8 more wax zombies
Spiffy's reign of terror has ended.
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here
to see why.
